Sometimes i find myself quoting Phantom of the Opera when shit happens
Like something bad will happen and i’ll say “these things do happen”
And in my head it sounds like a french accent or something
My class pretended to play dead.
Just as the Mayans predicted, the apocalypse came with the signal of a cough.
these middle schoolers read better than my high school honors english class
I REALLY HAVE TO REBLOG THIS IM SORRY THE FUCKING TEACHER
Comic Book Readers
Little girls read comics from the very beginning of their incarnation??
“Girl reading comic book in newsstand” by Teenie Harris (c. 1940-1945) © 2006 Carnegie Museum of Art, Pittsburgh
That sound you hear is thousands of wangsting sexist fanboys shrieking in horror.
i really don’t get the whole “but how will we explain it to my kids" claim about like public nursing or gay couples
little kids are nearly blank slates they will accept pretty much anything you tell them and go with it.
unless it’s quantum physics. please do not talk to your 4-year-old about that.
yes they might get shot by will smith
I feel like we never really hear from the MIB fandom, it’s good to see you
[CRASHES THROUGH THE WALL AND SCREAMS ‘DESOLATION OF SMAUG’ BEFORE UNLEASHING DRAGONFIRE]
petition for benedict cumberbatch to do an audio book for the hobbit
(When Bilbo enters erebor)
Smaug: YOU SHOULD HAVE LET ME SLEEP
[insert a million gifs right here coz I want to use them all]
people can talk about how great other out-of-context quotes are but nothing will ever compare to the raw majesty of
"I DON’T BELIEVE IT!" Hermione screamed.
Lupin let go of Black and turned to her. She had raised herself off the floor and was pointing at Lupin, wild-eyed. “You—you—”
"—you and him!"